Another Little League loser coach

Ah, if you thought intentionally walking a Little League slugger to face the kid recovering from cancer was heartwarming, it's time to visit the trial of the coach who bribed one of his 8-year-old athletes to take out a teammate because the teammate was autistic and, you know, it was playoff time!

The coach's lawyer isn't much better, as he jerks off over "inconsistencies" in the boys' stories. Here's an excerpt:

"Mr. Shaffer [the coach's lawyer--ed.] called attention to inconsistent statements and the boys' difficulty in remembering details. Harry [autistic kid--ed.], for example, could not recall whether he went to his coach after being hit or what his mother did. He also could not remember where on the field the incident occurred, how far apart the boys were standing or whether he joined his teammates for ice cream."

You got 'em dead to rights, pal.

To read the whole story on the testimony, click here.