Pick'ems Tres

Panthers over Bucs- Only because President Bush visited the Bucs this week and we all know about his Midas Touch.

Bears over Vikings- Look at 'Sexy Rexy' going off. Say no more mon amor!

Cincy over Steelers- Chad Johnson scores pulls out a copy of Sports Illustrated's NFL preview issue (featuring Joey Porter on it) and releives himself on it. Porter goes apeshit and gets tossed

Detroit over Green Bay- Brett always sucks at Detroit.

Colts over Jags- Winston Wolf Theory (Let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet gentlemen.) Yeah the shut out the Steelers. This isn't the Steelers offense.

Jets over Bills- Pennington is back. Thanks to some amazing run after the catch skills of his wideouts.

Titans over Dolphins- Daunte Culpepper-Terrible= Vince Young.

Redskins over Texans- Is Ironhead Heyward starting this week for the Texans. (Yes, I know he's dead, but he could still start.)

Ravens over Browns- Jesus do the Ravens play a team with a decent offense this year!

Seahawks over Giants- Alexander is banged up. So what Hasselbeck to Branch yo!

Eagles over Niners- Go keeper D.

Cards over Rams- When did the Rams become the least exciting team in football. It happened overnight.

Patriots over Broncos- Coaching genius showdown. Just ask them.

Falcons over Saints- In a shootout. Think the Saints are gonna get Reggie the ball much in this one? Me too.