Week 2 pick'ems

Let's get to it

Bills over Miami- The Bills locker room is up in arms about Troy Vincenet being put on IR. Normally I'd pick against them. However, Daunte C. still plays for the Phins and I can't pick with him.

Vikings over Panthers- I liked the fact that Childress gave his back 30 carries last week. Steve Hutchinson was killing dudes. Steve Smith probably out. Sucks to be Carolina.

Bengals over Browns- Charlie Frye likes to run a little bit. Hope someone showed him that tape of Robert Geathers last week.

Bears over Lions- The Lions D looked impressive last week. That Sims kid was laying shots on people. The Bears D looked impressive also. The were laying a legend to rest. Sorry Brett.

Colts over Texans- The Texans might be the only team in NFL history to start a different running back each week. But they in no way shape or form needed Reggie Bush.

Saints over Packers- Speaking of which New Legend (Bush) takes the torch from Old Legend (Favre) this weekend like it was his parent's rent money.

Eagles over Giants- 2 more games until Stallworth pops a hammy and that smile will be off Donny Mac's face.

Ravens over Raiders- Hiroshima on a football field anyone?

Falcons over Bucs- Vick, Dunn, and Norwood will combine for over 250 rushing yards this week.
Chirs Simms won't throw for 200.

Seahawks over Cards- Hasselbeck and Alexander get back on track with a visit to the cure all Cards D.

Niners over Rams- Just picking the Niners because I hope Vernon Davis runs over Leonard Little like Litttle runs over pedestrians in his car when he's drunk.

Broncos over Chiefs-klsdjfsdkjfsdfjsklfj;sldkg;sdiogsdijsdlkjsd;lj......is what the inside of Trent Green's head looks like right now. Trent you might need to tap out. That shot you took was on par with the Steve Young and Troy Aikman career enders. (New nickname alert!) You should go the G.I. Jane route and ring the damn bell. (Sorry movie was on HBO this week.) Trent "G.I. Jane" Green.

Patriots over Jets- Pennington looked great last week. Brady wins without any wideouts whatsoever.

Chargers over Titans- Phil Rivers gets to do something other than hand off this week. Billy Volek carries Rivers bags back to his pad after the game.

Cowboys over Redskins- T.O. is going to go off. Joe Gibbs might reconsider NASCAR.

Jags over Steelers- Batch will probably go again this week. There is no way he'll have 2 good games in a row. If he does start looking for the 4 Horsemen of the Apocolypse.