Week 3 Parlay

The unthinkable happened last week, we went 0-4. Statistics say we could flip a coin 4 times and pick TWO games right. Must be bad karma. So this week I adopted the Hulk Hogan way of life as my own. I trained ( watched SportsCenter ever night), I ate my vitamins (a couple of vicodin for these headaches I got all week), and I said my prayers (please God don't let the millions and millions of readers that look to us for advice down). And then my picks came to me in a vision. Chris pulled his out of his ass. So without further hesitation...you can take these to the bank, or bookie if you have one of those.

Chris: FALCONS(-3) against the Saints. I almost dropped the phone when he called that in, but what the hell do I know about anything. I think he just wants to say "ca-caw" alot this weekend.
BEARS (-3.5) against the Vikings. There's an old saying in sports that you don't lay points against anybody when they are playing at home. But at this point in the season we are past what the "book" says you should do. Plus Chris says the Bears have a lot of PHN's on the team.

Matt:Colts/Jags (Under42.5)...keep betting the same bet and eventually you have to be right. "Beck's Law of Averages"

Nebraska (-23.5) They are playing Troy this week, not the Men of Troy. They are going to be angry and want to show Husker-Nation that the season isn't in the shitcan just yet. Even though it is.