U.G. = Uncoachable Genius

"That was the ultimate in-your-face. I think it was ingenious." — Jordan Moore, Davidson junior

At my school, there were pranksters. We'd mouth words at the shop teacher with the hearing aid, and after he turned up his Beltone, we'd pump up the volume of our voices (and, naturally, hilarity ensued).

Some of the rubes in our school once snuck a greased pig into the building, resulting in the superintendent rolling up his sleeves in an attempt to corral the porker.

But no one came up with something as awesome as this stunt. Kyle Garcher should get honors credit for pulling this off, not a suspension. Watch the video below, then if you want to read more about the incident, click here.