King Kong Gundy

I've been away from the blog for a while, but this seems like a good way to return. I'm glad I didn't write the column in question here. I'd have pissed myself, and not from laughing.

My son, aka "The Don," is trying to intimidate me

As I'm getting ready for work this morning, I think I notice something in my bed. I pull back the sheets and find this:


Message received, Godfather. Later bedtime, more story reading, you name it.