We're alive...and reading your e-mail!

Hi, we're still around. Sorry for the inactivity — I feel it necessary to apologize to the 20-some hits we get per day. Some of us are taking FOUR's retirement a little too hard.

To help make up for it, we're going to do a mailbag post in the next couple of days, just to show that we do care about our readers. Before we get to that, we'll throw you an Onion video suggested by our new friend Sascha: